Some guys gently tap the bell. Dick shows up with a sledgehammer and makes sure the entire building hears it.
Shirt #5 in the Big Dick Energy Collection features our mustached powerhouse taking a full swing at an enormous brass bell beneath the slogan “There’s Nothing Like Getting Your Bell Rung by Dick.” It’s loud, inappropriate, and impossible to misunderstand—which is exactly how Big Dick Energy should be delivered.
The small front chest logo keeps the shirt respectable for approximately three seconds. Turn around and the oversized back design tells everyone that when Dick handles the equipment, nobody walks away wondering whether the job got done.
Two-Sided Design
Small Big Dick Energy Co. chest graphic on the front
Oversized full-color industrial bell artwork on the back
“There’s Nothing Like Getting Your Bell Rung by Dick” slogan
Blue-collar humor with a shameless adult double meaning
Made for electricians, plant workers, tradesmen, bell ringers, and people who appreciate a powerful finish
Shirt #5 in the Big Dick Energy Collection
This T-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable, flattering, and ready for the jobsite, the bar, or anywhere your entrance deserves a little extra noise.
Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may be slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |