Most people wash their hands after they pee. Mechanics understand the correct order.
When your hands have spent the day covered in oil, grease, brake dust, and whatever the hell was leaking from that last car, you don’t take chances with the most sensitive piece of equipment in the shop. “I’m a Mechanic. I Wash My Hands Before I Pee.” says everything a real technician already knows.
Finished with greasy handprints for that fresh-from-the-engine-bay look, this shirt belongs in every shop, toolbox drawer, and mechanic’s closet.
Design Features
“I’m a Mechanic. I Wash My Hands Before I Pee.” statement
Greasy black handprint graphics
Front print with a blank back
Made for mechanics, technicians, and shop crews
Perfect work shirt or gift for the mechanic who has seen—and touched—too much
T-Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
