No left. No right. No debates, campaign promises, or yard signs. This shirt skips the political bullshit and goes straight to the only proposition worth discussing.
“I Don’t Do Politics, but I’d Do You!” is scrawled across a cardboard sign for maximum broke-campaign authenticity. Wear it to parties, bars, rallies, family gatherings, or anywhere people are taking themselves entirely too seriously.
They may vote yes. They may vote no. They may pretend they didn’t read it—but they’re definitely going to look.
Design Features
“I Don’t Do Politics, but I’d Do You!” statement
Handwritten cardboard-sign artwork
Front print with a blank back
No party affiliation—just bad intentions
Built for double takes, awkward laughs, and questionable proposals
T-Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
