Meet the wiener. He has places to be, absolutely no supervision, and apparently no problem announcing his location to complete strangers.
The front introduces JesterWhere’s wandering little troublemaker with “Here’s My Wiener!” Turn around and you’ll find him standing proudly in a hallway beneath “Here I Am in a Hallway.” It’s childish, inappropriate, completely unnecessary—and exactly the kind of conversation-starting nonsense JesterWhere was created to put into the world.
This is Shirt #1 in the Where’s My Wiener series, following our wandering wiener as he appears in places nobody asked him to be. Start here, follow his questionable adventures, and collect the series as new locations are released.
Two-sided design:
Small “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
Large “Here I Am in a Hallway” scene on the back
Official first shirt in the Where’s My Wiener series
Made for immature adults, accidental comedians, and anyone who still laughs when somebody says “wiener”
Wear it anywhere people deserve an unexpected wiener sighting
The shirt:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. Perfect for hallways, awkward family gatherings, or any place where your wiener might wander off unsupervised.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
