Here I Am at a Pool — Where’s My Wiener Series #4 Unisex t-shirt

The wandering wiener has made it poolside—and immediately started asking strangers if he can get them wet.

The front features the familiar “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic. Turn around and Shirt #4 continues his inappropriate adventure with “Here I Am at a Pool” and the smoothest poolside pickup line nobody requested: “Can I get you wet?”

Wear it to a pool party and let everyone decide for themselves whether you’re offering a swim, a splash, or something that probably shouldn’t be discussed around the lifeguard.

This is Shirt #4 in the Where’s My Wiener series, following JesterWhere’s wandering wiener as he appears in places nobody asked him to be.

Two-sided design:

Small “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
Large “Here I Am at a Pool” scene on the back
Official fourth shirt in the Where’s My Wiener series
Made for pool parties, summer troublemakers, immature adults, and people whose pickup lines require adult supervision
Wear it anywhere your wiener might get wet

The shirt:

Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. Perfect for pool parties, backyard cookouts, beach bars, vacations, or making the lifeguard keep a close eye on you.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States

Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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