.The wandering wiener has crashed a birthday party. He didn’t bring a gift, nobody remembers inviting him, and now he can’t stop staring at the cake.
The front features the familiar “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic. Turn around and Shirt #5 continues his inappropriate adventure with “Here I Am at a Birthday Party” and the suspiciously enthusiastic compliment: “I like your cake.”
Maybe he means the dessert. Maybe he doesn’t. Either way, somebody should probably keep him away from the candles.
This is Shirt #5 in the Where’s My Wiener series, following JesterWhere’s wandering wiener as he appears in places nobody asked him to be.
Two-sided design:
Small “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
Large “Here I Am at a Birthday Party” scene on the back
Official fifth shirt in the Where’s My Wiener series
Made for adult birthday parties, immature friends, cake lovers, and uninvited wieners
Give it as a birthday gift when a normal card doesn’t cause enough trouble
The shirt:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. Perfect for adult birthday parties, surprise parties, bars, backyard celebrations, or complimenting someone’s cake from across the room.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |