Gen X didn’t have bottled water, Stanley cups, insulated flasks, hydration apps, or parents chasing us around with electrolytes. We drank from whatever garden hose was closest—ours, the neighbor’s, or some stranger’s house halfway across town. The first blast tasted like hot rubber and bad decisions, but we swallowed it, wiped our mouths on our sleeves, and disappeared again until the streetlights came on.
The front delivers “Drink Up… Buttercup!” in full fluorescent ’80s style, while the oversized Gen X Mafia artwork on the back identifies exactly who survived that childhood. Wear it while everyone else carries forty ounces of emotional-support water. Gen X remembers when hydration sometimes involved trespassing.
Loud, nostalgic, unapologetic, and built to start conversations—because Gen X has been quiet long enough.
Two-Sided Design
Fluorescent “Drink Up… Buttercup!” artwork on the front
Green garden hose spraying water directly toward the viewer
Oversized Gen X Mafia artwork on the back
Bright retro ’80s airbrush styling
Made for Gen X originals and professional eye-rollers
A tribute to the hose-water generation
T-Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
