Gas happens. This shirt gives everyone fair warning before it becomes their problem.
A yellow caution banner sits above the beautifully worded confession: “I Anally Exhale a Lot.” It’s mature, medically questionable, and considerably more sophisticated than announcing that you fart all the time.
Wear it to work, family gatherings, road trips, or anywhere people deserve advance notice that the air quality may change without warning.
Design Features
Yellow “CAUTION” warning banner
“I Anally Exhale a Lot” statement
Front print with a blank back
Distressed handwritten lettering
Perfect for frequent farters and unwilling witnesses
A polite warning for an impolite bodily function
T-Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
