Crazy is such an ugly word. Guano aficionado sounds educated, cultured, and much harder to argue with.
This fitted racerback tank proudly declares: “Bat Shit Crazy? I Prefer to Call It Guano Aficionado.” It’s the perfect defense for questionable decisions, inappropriate laughter, and behavior that other people simply aren’t sophisticated enough to appreciate.
Soft, lightweight, and made to start conversations, this tank belongs on the woman who isn’t unstable—she’s just deeply committed to her unusual interests.
Design Features
- “Bat Shit Crazy? I Prefer to Call It Guano Aficionado” statement
- Bold black lettering
- Scoop neckline and racerback design
- Flattering fitted silhouette
- Made for delightfully unhinged women with an impressive vocabulary
Tank Details
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
- Lightweight jersey fabric
- Fitted silhouette
- Scoop neck and racerback
- Matching self-binding seams
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| XS |
14 |
26 ¾ |
| S |
15 |
27 ⅜ |
| M |
16 |
28 |
| L |
17 |
28 ⅝ |
| XL |
18 |
29 ¼ |
| 2XL |
19 |
29 ⅞ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| XS |
35.6 |
68 |
| S |
38.1 |
69.5 |
| M |
40.6 |
71.1 |
| L |
43.2 |
72.7 |
| XL |
45.7 |
74.3 |
| 2XL |
48.3 |
75.9 |
