This shirt has two jokes. Most people will only catch the first one.
“Ask Me About My” sits above a proud rooster. Yes, it’s a cock—but look again. The damn thing only has one leg. That hidden second punchline makes this more than another dirty rooster shirt. It gives you the pleasure of watching people laugh, look closer, and then laugh all over again.
Clean line artwork, a perfectly inappropriate double meaning, and a one-legged cock that’s ready to start conversations everywhere you wear it.
Design Features
“Ask Me About My” statement
One-legged rooster line-art graphic
Two jokes packed into one simple design
Front print with a blank back
Built for double takes and questionable conversations
Perfect for anyone proud enough to discuss their one-legged cock in public
T-Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
