Some people come with instructions. You come with a warning label.
“Warning: You’ll Need a Diaper or a Barf Bag if You Hang with Me.” Whether they laugh until they piss themselves or discover their stomach can’t keep up with your bad decisions, nobody can say you didn’t warn them.
This is an original JesterWhere design—one of the shirts that helped establish what the brand was built to do: get noticed, trigger reactions, and start conversations. Bold, inappropriate, slightly concerning, and still every bit as dangerous as the day it was created.
The original warning:
Classic JesterWhere OG design
Large distressed warning graphic on the front
Made for troublemakers, wild friends, bad influences, and people who turn normal nights into stories
Wear it anywhere innocent bystanders deserve fair warning
If they choose to hang out with you anyway, whatever happens next is on them
The shirt:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. Built for questionable adventures, uncontrollable laughter, and the kind of nights nobody remembers the same way.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
