If you can’t read “Hey, you guys!” without hearing Sloth yell it, congratulations—you found your people.
The front brings one of The Goonies’ most unforgettable lines back in explosive fluorescent ’80s style. Turn around and the oversized Gen X Mafia artwork delivers the cassette tapes, arcade games, skateboards, toys, and questionable decisions that made our generation legendary. Loud, nostalgic, and instantly recognizable to anyone who grew up believing that every old house might have a treasure map hidden in the attic.
Two-sided design:
Fluorescent “Hey, You Guys!” graphic on the front
Oversized Gen X Mafia artwork on the back
Made for Gen X originals, ’80s movie fans, treasure hunters, misfits, and lifelong Goonies
Wear it anywhere people need a reminder: Goonies never say die—and Gen X never really grew up
The shirt:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. Perfect for searching for One-Eyed Willy’s treasure, avoiding the Fratellis, or yelling across a crowded room for absolutely no reason.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
