We teased it, crimped it, permed it, and sprayed it until it could survive a hurricane. Our bangs reached for the sky, Aqua Net was practically a food group, and nobody left the house until every strand was loud enough to match the attitude.
The front says it exactly the way we lived it: “Big Hair, Bigger Attitude.” Turn around and the oversized Gen X Mafia artwork brings back the hairspray, hot rollers, makeup, music, and unapologetic style of the generation that never needed permission to stand out. Loud, nostalgic, fearless, and built to start conversations—because subtle was never our thing.
Two-sided design:
Fluorescent Big Hair, Bigger Attitude graphic on the front
Oversized Gen X Mafia artwork on the back
Made for Gen X originals, ’80s hair legends, and anyone who remembers buying Aqua Net by the case
Wear it anywhere people need a reminder: Gen X didn’t follow trends—we teased them six inches high, sprayed them into place, and made the whole world stare.
The shirt:
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, with enough stretch to move without losing its shape. It’s built for everyday wear—but there’s nothing ordinary about what it says.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: The lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
