Washington has seen scandals, cover-ups, leaks, and plenty of questionable behavior—but this little wiener is only worried about one thing: “I hope I don’t get any on your dress.”
The front features the original “Here’s My Wiener!” character. Turn around and the oversized back artwork places him directly outside the White House, delivering a presidential punchline that an entire generation will recognize immediately.
This is Shirt #7 in the Where’s My Wiener series—made for political-history buffs, equal-opportunity offenders, and anyone who remembers when a dress became evidence.
Two-sided design:
“Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
Oversized “Here I Am at the White House” artwork on the back
Exact punchline: “I hope I don’t get any on your dress”
Collectible Shirt #7 in the Where’s My Wiener series
Perfect for election season, political events, watch parties, and inappropriate conversations
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, this shirt has the right amount of stretch for crossing party lines and offending both sides equally.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
