Some guests bring presents. This little wiener showed up in his birthday suit looking for something moist.
The front features the original “Here’s My Wiener!” character. Turn around and the oversized back artwork puts him at a birthday party beneath a “Birthday Suit” banner, admiring the cake and announcing: “I like moist cake.”
This is Shirt #5 in the Where’s My Wiener series—made for birthday troublemakers, inappropriate adults, and anyone who knows the best party jokes should make at least one person uncomfortable.
Two-sided design:
- “Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
- Oversized “Here I Am at a Birthday Party” artwork on the back
- Features a “Birthday Suit” banner
- Exact punchline: “I like moist cake”
- Collectible Shirt #5 in the Where’s My Wiener series
- Perfect for birthdays, cake lovers, party animals, and adults with questionable maturity
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, this shirt has the right amount of stretch for eating cake, opening presents, and making the entire party regret inviting you.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
