One small step for a wiener. One giant invasion of personal space.
The front features the original “Here’s My Wiener!” character. Turn around and the oversized back artwork launches him through space, past a ringed planet, and almost all the way to Uranus with one historic mission: “To go where no man has been before.”
This is Shirt #8 in the Where’s My Wiener series—made for space geeks, Uranus-joke enthusiasts, amateur astronomers, and adults who never developed a mature sense of humor.
Two-sided design:
“Here’s My Wiener!” character graphic on the front
Oversized “Here I Am Almost to Uranus” artwork on the back
Exact punchline: “To go where no man has been before”
Collectible Shirt #8 in the Where’s My Wiener series
Perfect for science events, planetariums, road trips, parties, and invading someone’s personal space
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable, this shirt has the right amount of stretch for exploring the universe—or getting dangerously close to Uranus.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Please note: This lightweight fabric may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
