Some men walk into a room and flip a switch. This guy powers the whole damn building.
The first release in the Big Dick Energy Collection features a mustached powerhouse standing tall in a high-voltage industrial scene beneath the proud company name “Big Dick Energy Co.” The finishing line—“I Turn People On”—delivers exactly the kind of cocky, electrical double meaning this shirt was built for.
A small chest graphic keeps things professional from the front. Turn around, and the oversized back design lets everyone know the grid isn’t the only thing carrying a dangerous load. Perfect for electricians, linemen, utility workers, power-plant crews, tradesmen, or any confident bastard whose personality runs a little above the recommended voltage.
Two-Sided Design
Small Big Dick Energy Co. graphic on the front
Oversized full-color industrial artwork on the back
“I Turn People On” slogan
Made for electricians, linemen, utility workers, tradesmen, and professional switch-flippers
The first official shirt in the Big Dick Energy Collection
This T-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable, flattering, and ready for the jobsite, the bar, or anywhere else your natural electricity may become a safety concern.
Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States
Disclaimer: The fabric may be slightly sheer in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |